Malcolm's Confessional

[malcolm]

Hey Malc! Just wanted to let you know asap what's happening in our tribe.

Stephen has an alliance with Cochran. He approached me and wanted me to join them. "Sure, of course!". The deal he promised is that when it comes down to the 3 of us, he and I would pick each other over Cochran.

That's just 3 so far. We need more, right? He already had everything figured out and said he wants to ask Brett and Brenda to be with us. He doesn't like you cuz you are "arrogant and cocky", Pete treats him like an idiot and Naonka is "fucking crazy".

I don't like the sound of this AT ALL! But he doesn't have the numbers, because I'm not with him and pretty sure Brenda ain't either. So next time we go to TC, do we vote out Stephen? I haven't told Naonka yet, because I don't think she needs to know just yet. It might make her blow up and expose everything- The threat of a swap is still looming over our shoulders and I want everyone to be united for now.

ARROGANT AND COCKY HUH, STEPHEN? YOU CAN LEAVE MY TRIBE THEN. GET OUT.

[malcolm]

Parvati has most definitely moved up as my #2 ally in this game. I love her <333

[malcolm]

DAMMIT NO TRIBE SWAP NO

[malcolm]

FUCK.

I had a sour feeling about this tribe swap ever since I put my name down on spot #9

So now my new tribe is:



4 original Lindquist tribe members and 3 original Magnetic tribe members. THIS SUCKS. However, I kept myself composed because I can definitely find a way out of this tiny bump in the road.

I wasted absolutely no time and I immediately started talking up a storm with my new tribe. So far I've talked to Cochran, Reynold, and Chelsea. I basically told Cochran that him, Brenda, and I are together. I was like LISTEN UP YO. U ME BRENDA ARE STICKING TOGETHER OKAY. So yeah that's how that happened. And then I went up to Chelsea and I knew she was at the bottom of her tribe. Based on how the vote went at her last tribal council. So I started asking her how things were in the old Lindquist and trying to warm up to her and whatever. So then I was like YEAH I WAS AT THE BOTTOM OF MY TRIBE 2

lol

no i wasn't


And she was like REALLY

and I was like YEAH IT SUCKED I HAD NO FRIENDS BUT WHATEVER

and then I go ME AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY STICK TOGETHER. WE COULD CALL OURSELVES THE OUTCASTS

lolol

so yeah that's how that went. So now I'm gonna try to see if Chelsea would be interested in being in a majority alliance of me, Brenda, Cochran, and herself...reassuring her that this is the RIGHT decision for her since she's at the bottom of her tribe and will go nowhere with them. While being with us, she could feel safe and not go anywhere for a while. I think.

Anyways, I'm trying to come out a little more in terms of gameplay an strategizing, as you can see, TRYING TO BE THE BIG MAN UP IN HERE....I don't really know if it's working, but one can hope and dream and try and wish.

I'm gonna try to snatch up the episode title for this round so here I go with my deep and emotional thoughts.

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The moon has settled and the birds are no longer chirping as the tribes have been dismantled into a freshly new batch. My standing in thy game has severely slumped, however that will not stop my unbeatable social stamina.

okay this is hard and obnoxious

[Jeff Probst]

Wash your mouth out with soap

[malcolm]

Nevar

[malcolm]

Quick update!

I'm soooo glad my tribe squeezed out a win this round, it was so close. Even though I'm safe, I'm still very nervous for my allies on the other tribe, Pete and Parv. I've heard things that make me very nervous.

Apparently Stephen wants to flip the cards on Pete by voting with NaOnka, Colby, and Penner. NO. THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN. And if it does, I'm gunning for Stephen for the rest of the game until he fucking leaves. That kid bothers me and has to gtfo immediately.

Also, Stephen, Colby, and Brenda know each other.....OH. Well that's lovely to know <3 I will keep my eye on Brenda even more now that I know that. Ugh, I just wish it was down to final 3 already with me, Pete, and Parv there.

Stephen sucks. Seriously. Once we merge, he better fucking frickin run away because I'm gonna try my hardest to turn the tables on him. YOU DON'T RUN THIS SHIT STEPHEN. NEITHER DO I, BUT I CAN TRY LULZ. If he turns on Pete, Brett, and Parv...oh boy, that will for sure leave him in a vulnerable spot come merge. I will make sure his buddy Cochran doesn't survive too long either.

[malcolm]

I'm gonna try to get Chelsea out lolol

[JT]

How do you plan to get Chelsea out?

[malcolm]

JT I know what you're doing. You're trying to get me to DR more because I suck at it but I have an excuse!

Jeff, my laptop's wifi is dead and broken and I don't even know how to fix it, so that's why I've been sucking at life lately. But I talked to you last night about my vote so I hope that counts. It's crucial that it counts. I will eat you. OM NOM NOM.

Anyways. Lulz at my laptop not working. This is the part of the game I leave for 2 weeks and come back and cruise to the finals. LOLOLOL.

[Adam Martin]

They have usb wifi receivers. I use one too since the wifi receiver in my laptop sucks lol. They're like 25 bucks or so.

[malcolm]

I want one!

[malcolm]

Hi.

This round is absolutely frightening and I want it to end, but at the same time I don't. I have no idea what's going to happen at Tribal, whether it's Chelsea going home or it's Brenda. Ugh, I really hope I got Jerri to flip.

Basically I went up to her and I was like "Hey I know who you are and we've worked so well together in games, I think we can do the same in this game. Please help!" and I got her to go from 'I'm definitely voting out Brenda' to 'Hmmm I'm not sure what I'm gonna do now' So I guess that's a step towards goodness, right?

Ugh I just hope she realizes that she's better off with us rather than her original tribe. Actually lol idk if that's even right.

OKAY HI I AM ANGRY. I heard my tribe is going to start throwing challenges?! WHAT IS THIS CRAP NO. And I have Parvati on the other side telling me she's going to throw her tribe challenges as well. OH MAH GOODNESS. This is crazy and I don't even know what to expect?! Ugh, I just want Jerri to flip and not make this any more complicated than it already is.

I HATE MY TRIBE.

[malcolm]

Lol awk, bye Brenda

[malcolm]

I have a feeling no one is going to submit anything anymore except votes until merge comes. Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh