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Post by malcolm on Jul 13, 2013 10:17:37 GMT -5
DOUNG THIS FROM MY PHONE RLLY QUICK
Kat
Reynold
Abi
Jerri
Colby
Ethan
Penney
Ethan
Stephen
Colby
Reynolds
Kat
Jerri
Natalie t
Natalie b
Stephen
Brett
Chelsea
Chelsea
Penned
Natalie t
Abi
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Post by malcolm on Jul 14, 2013 11:35:41 GMT -5
Alright so tonight's vote is going to be for NaOnka because she voted for Parvati last round. I kinda find that ridiculous since Cochran is a much bigger threat...but ya know, this is Survivor: Giveaway the Win to Brenda
Anyways, the plan is to get rid of Brenda next round because she's a conniving whore. Jk love you Brenda. She's just extremely threatening and obviously needs to go. Pete and I told Parv that Brenda's targeting me and her soon lul. Whether that's true or not, it got Parv to develop ill feelings towards Brenda and that's obviously gonna work in our favor. BYE BRENDA. The only problem is.......Brenda is a competition whore. So Pete, Parv, or I have to...........HAVE TO squeeze a win out of our butts. That sounds painful............... |
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Post by malcolm on Jul 16, 2013 9:34:23 GMT -5
Fuck I fell asleep
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Post by malcolm on Jul 16, 2013 12:32:45 GMT -5
omg could you guys imagine GM/Nick's porn video?
Nick be that college guy whos at his best friend's party, and here comes MILF GinaMarie, all cum-hungry and horny, who is ready for action. Nick, who is partying like a maniac, decides to go upstairs to his best friend's room where he takes a minute to relax. And here comes the cougar preying on her meat. She opens the door and locks it. Nick is all shock and he says what's up, all causally. GM doesnt want any of that waste time and proceeds to kiss him on the neck. Nick tries to push her away, because GM is his best friend's mom, but eventually gives in and penetrates that smexy ass of GM. Finally, Nick ejaculates in GM's mouth, and GM Quickly goes to the bathroom, spits the cum in a container, and keeps it for herself to masturbate with it for years to come. |
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Post by Jeff Probst on Jul 16, 2013 16:57:29 GMT -5
Wat
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Post by Jeff Probst on Jul 16, 2013 16:57:43 GMT -5
Wat
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Post by malcolm on Jul 18, 2013 16:40:20 GMT -5
Confessional coming later! I know you guys like those  |
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Post by malcolm on Jul 18, 2013 23:00:59 GMT -5
Here's the confessional that I promised!
Wow. These past few days have been hella crazy yo. I First, let's rewind to last round where it was final five. I voted for Cochran not because that's what the alliance wanted to do, but because he's Brenda's bitch and they were both gunning for me for absolutely no reason. Well I guess they DID have a reason. They were going the 'easy' route. HELL NAW. I aint easy! Jk, I am. But #offended
Anyways, at the competition, Pete squeezed a win out of his butthole and a glorious scent stormed through the island of Getaway. Seriously, this is amazing. I can't believe Brenda FINALLY lost a challenge. Let's go partayyyyy.
Awk I've used that gif before, but whatevz. |
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Post by malcolm on Jul 18, 2013 23:07:35 GMT -5
I'm adding to my previous confessional but in a different post.
So the tribal results were just posted and I'm super elated to see Brenda gone. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love Brenda as a person.....but if you target me, you have got to go
I'm surprised she didn't even vote for Parvati considering she was the one that betrayed her and put her in this position in the first place. Look at Parv sweet talking her way out of things.....which reminds me.....she kinda has to leave next. Parvati is the new biggest threat in this game and she seriously needs to go. Unfortunately, this challenge is gonna be endurance and she told me the other day she'll go FOREVER if she has to just to win the challenge. I don't know how I feel about that since she'll probably win the entire game, but bleh.
I wonder if she'll take me to final two? I really hope she does. My final two streak must continue! Mwahahah!
I know for sure Pete will take me to final two and I will most certainly take him as well, but heck. I'll lie and tell Parv that i'd take her because I'm just so #malicious
I don't know why I hashtagged that, but yeah. I'm like the Sherri of this game and that's highly embarrassing. What will I even say if I do make final two? I seriously have to BS everything haha. We'll see, I'm not there yet! But I'll try to make sure I am |
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Post by malcolm on Jul 22, 2013 14:06:46 GMT -5
I have 90 messages total from this game and like 80 of them are from Pete
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Post by malcolm on Jul 23, 2013 21:43:39 GMT -5
I love Brenda's feisteness and anger through the jury process <3
and pete when u read this: you suck
and parv when u read this:
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Post by Pete Yurkowski on Jul 29, 2013 21:46:54 GMT -5
I have 90 messages total from this game and like 80 of them are from Pete I was obsessed :[ |
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Post by Pete Yurkowski on Jul 30, 2013 9:38:10 GMT -5
and pete when u read this: you suck  i still <3 you :3 |
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Post by malcolm on Jul 30, 2013 12:39:34 GMT -5
omg could you guys imagine GM/Nick's porn video?
Nick be that college guy whos at his best friend's party, and here comes MILF GinaMarie, all cum-hungry and horny, who is ready for action. Nick, who is partying like a maniac, decides to go upstairs to his best friend's room where he takes a minute to relax. And here comes the cougar preying on her meat. She opens the door and locks it. Nick is all shock and he says what's up, all causally. GM doesnt want any of that waste time and proceeds to kiss him on the neck. Nick tries to push her away, because GM is his best friend's mom, but eventually gives in and penetrates that smexy ass of GM. Finally, Nick ejaculates in GM's mouth, and GM Quickly goes to the bathroom, spits the cum in a container, and keeps it for herself to masturbate with it for years to come. |
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