Malcolm's Confessional

[malcolm]

Wow. I haven't played a survivor game in a loooooooooooong time and I can't wait to get this one started! Because I haven't played in a while, I feel like I'm at a disadvantage. BUT. Do not count me out! Just putting it out there now, I'm not much of a Survivor player. I just wanted to give this survivor org thing another try and we'll see what happens! Either way, I'm really excited to be here and I will not be one of them lame inactives.
More updates later once the game officially begins!

[malcolm]

[Adam Martin]

Aaah how could you post that video. Girl is horrible. You don't want me here

j/k best of luck Malcolm <3

That girl is really horrible though.

[malcolm]

Hello hello!








So at first I didn't feel good about my tribe because I wasn't seeing any of them except Stephen on AIM, but now that I've gotten a chance to talk to most of them, I'm feeling a lot better. I feel like we've got a tribe with high potential in this game. For now, I'm gonna focus on trying to make bonds with individual people and then I'll see if I can assemble a group, so that I'm always in the in crowd.

My favorite person in this game right now is Pete. I think he is absolutely my number 1 at this point, and I doubt that'll change anytime soon. I feel like we have a pre-existent relationship, but not really since he doesn't know who I am and I just met him like 4 days ago lulz. Either way, I love this guy and we'll do great things as a pair in this game.

Other than that, my tribe kinda sucks at socializing and standing out in my eyes. Parvati is really nice to talk to. Brenda talked to me for like 4 seconds and stopped talking to me. Cochran I enjoyed talking to except our conversation was short. Brett. Hmmm. I'm gonna try to be good friends with him because he seems like a big player and I will need him by my side. Possible a Brett, Pete, Malcolm alliance? I like it.



I'm gonna try to speak to a few people on the other tribe just in case my buddy Jeff here decides to switch us up one day.

And if that doesn't happen, then I will be prepared come merge. Woah, I am getting way ahead of myself. #excited

I'll try to do a more detailed cast assessment when I have more in depth conversations with people.

I like this first challenge that was assigned to us. My best time right now is 5:35 or something like that, but I'm gonna try to improve since I don't think that's good enough. I'm not sure what 'good enough' is to beat Natalie, but I just think that's not gonna cut it. I'm gonna give it my all because I don't wanna go to tribal council! And if we do go, I'll make sure I'm not the first boot of the tribe.

Also, I just thought of this. NaOnka is frickin strange. She messaged me last night and I was like Hey NaOnka and she's like 'before we get into anything and the fakeness n shit, yo font is ugly af, like ew' and I was like um okay

So then I changed my font because I was annoyed with her bitching already and it hadn't been like a minute of me talking to her. So then we got that out of the way and she starts bitching about Penner and his comment about Jan and Jim still having time to check in. Apparently that was oh so insulting. It's kinda funny though because she's telling me she's now targetting Penner and his white lame ass bimbo bitches or whatever and I'm supposed to target Penner and his beef aka the guys. Lulz.

Anyways, I'm gonna go give this puzzle another go. So I will come back later with more info.

[malcolm]

Jun 11, 2013 17:17:53 GMT -5 Adam Martin said:

Aaah how could you post that video. Girl is horrible. You don't want me here

j/k best of luck Malcolm <3

That girl is really horrible though.

Hahah thank you Adam <333

[Jeff Probst]

I love RC <3 however her laugh is quite annoying.

And aussie! aussie! aussie! oi! oi! oi!

[malcolm]

Yes <333



I absolutely love my tribe as a whole right now. I still have yet to have better one on ones with people, but bleh. I've got a good relationship with Pete at this point. I'm gonna try to to form my relationships based off this challenge lulz. Because it kinda gives me a general idea of who is stronger than who and whatnot. I know it's only one challenge, but hey, it gives me something to work with for the time being.

So Brenda will obviously be a powerhouse in this game. That girl seems socially and physically strong. I'm gonna have to keep my eye on her, but keep her as a close friend obvs.

Brett I've talked to briefly and I want to get to know him better since it seems like he'll be a good competitor, so I'd want him on my side. For the tribal portion of the game at least.

NaOnka, I haven't talked to since that one night where she yelled at me for having an ugly font, but wow. Her time surprised me. I think I'm underestimating NaOnka so I will keep her close to me as well.

Parvati kinda reminds me of Brenda. She seems strong in every aspect of the game so far but with a little bit more sass. Those players usually annoy me, but I'll see if I can befriend Parvati.

Cochran seems like a cool dude. I'd have to talk to him more in depth to feel him out and what he's thinking in terms of game and whatnot.

Natalie is the only person I haven't talked to from our tribe. I think she's our weakest link from the looks of it, but who knows. She could come back swinging in the following competition. I think she would be our first boot, but who knows. Anything can happen.

Pete <3 He's awesome. I've talked to him the most and I want to form an alliance with him and like maybe 2 others IMMEDIATELY. An alliance has to be formed like right now so I can be secure come our first tribal council.

Stephen is meh. I think he's really active on the board and I think he's a good competitor, so I'll have to see where him and I go in terms of alliances and the game.

Right now, I'm kinda leaning towards an 'underdog' alliance with Pete, Natalie, Stephen, and myself. I just thought of that lulz. I think it makes sense since Natalie, Pete, and I were the bottom scorers and then Stephen just seems to be off in his own little world. We'd be screwed though if we really are the weakest because then we won't be able to beat the other tribe. BLEH.

But yeah, that's what's happening. I feel like we're one big happy family right now though. YAY MAGNETIC <3

[malcolm]

A new alliance has been created! The alliance consists of Brenda, parvati, Pete, and I. We're gonna try to loop in a 5th member so we have majority on our tribe. I'm kinda hoping our tribe sweeps the other tribe so I'll be in the majority the entire game. Ugh, I'm once again getting ahead of myself. Lulz.

So I kinda like this alliance of 4 that we've got here, but I do recognize that it's consisted of probably the two strongest girls on our tribe and then the most social guy on our tribe which is Pete. So we've got a good overall group of people, but at the same time very threatening. I'm not much of a survivor player, like I've mentioned before, so I don't know if having threats on your side is a good thing or a bad thing when it comes to having NUMBERS. Hmmm I dunno, I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

Parvati and I are strategizing right now on who we think our 5th wheel member should be. She suggested NaOnka but I feel like that's not a good idea at all. NaOnka seems loud and I'm scared she's gonna run off and expose our little alliance we've got going on. If that happens, the other 4 could easily align with NaOnka and take us all out. That'd be absolutely horrifying and I don't want that to happen. But who knows, if the Brenda and Pete like the idea of having NaOnka on our side, then so be it. I'm not gonna campaign against it too much. I'll just have to get close to Cochran, Brett, Stephen, and Natalie to make sure I'm not the first one they target if the above scenario happens.

[malcolm]

Oops I just realized I've been posting this round's confessionals in round 1.. YOLO.

Okay so hear me out. We [Pete, Brenda, Parv, me] decided that NaOnka is going to be our 5th member of our alliance. I think it's actually gonna work out well. However, I'd be stupid to think that NaOnka will just sit with us and let herself be a 5th wheel.

She came up to me yesterday and started talking to me about the alliance. She didn't think I knew about the alliance so she was like "we are obviously at the bottom so i gotchu and u got me k booboo" or something along those lines. And I didn't know what to say since I already DID know about the alliance. So I was just like YEAH I GOT YOUR BACK <3

So then LATER, she comes up to me and is like "I got to pick a bone witchu" and I'm not gonna lie, I started to panic a little because the last thing I want is for NaOnka to freak out on me haha. So she's like 'word on da street is u knew bout the alliance alrdy' and I was in my head 'FUCK.' but I kept my cool. I explained to her that I knew of an alliance being formed, I just wasn't sure who was REALLY apart of it. Then I was like 'just bc i somewhat knew about it doesn't change how i feel about my position in the alliance' and then she was like 'oh ok i thot u was playing me fo a fool' and I was like OF COURSE NOT <3

But honestly, I'm gonna do what I need to do and if I have to play you for a fool, then I will. I think I did good in kind of pushing her off my toes, but I have to remember that people compare notes and NaOnka seems to be someone who craves information. So I'll keep that in mind and try to be careful and whatnot.

So we lost the challenge and that was extremely disappointing because now we look like a lame tribe who think they're all gods of survivor and super cocky because of how we acted last week. But seriously. If Natalie had been on at the time the rest of us were, we could have EASILY beaten 3 hours. Easily. Like we did a great job setting a time and everyone actually met up at that time for the challenge. My tribe impresses me <3

I really believe once we get Natalie out of the way, it's all uphill from there. Or is it downhill? I don't know, but you get what I'm saying!

[malcolm]

I have a feeling we're gonna win

[malcolm]

Jun 17, 2013 1:53:32 GMT -5 malcolm said:

I have a feeling we're gonna win

I was right!

[Jeff Probst]

dayummm you're a psychic

[malcolm]

Ihaven't DRed in a while, so sorry about that PWs and Jeff. I'll try to make it up to you guys right now.

So these past few days have been totally uneventful, which is why I haven't DRed lulz. I haven't been socializing with people as much as I should be, so I'll get on that ASAP. I know I'm in a pretty good spot in my tribe, so I don't have to worry about that. I might start making connections and alliances in the other tribe, just in case there's a swap along the way. I may be in hot water once that time comes, but I doubt it. I feel like I will be able to slide through any situation, but ya never know. #cocky

Colby vs NaOnka is so hilarious to watch. I can't even with these people. They're arguing over the silliest things and Colby is saying things that don't even make sense like how he would have helped his tribe had he submitted yet his input would only increase their score by uno point so it would still have been like 8-2, but NaOnka omg........let it go haha. Let the losers dwell in the past while us winners prepare for what's to come aka more victory.

Speaking of NaOnka, she is a smart bitch. She may seem illiterate and dumb, but she clearly knows her way around this game. This may or may not surprise you guys, but she's becoming into a puppetmaster in our tribe. I think NaOnka is a force to be reckoned with, so I'll have to watch out for her and be ready to turn the tables on her. However, it's obviously waaay to early to do that but just gotta prepare myself lulz.

I heard Stephen almost lost us the challenge tonight. NaOnka is gunning for him because of that and he will be the next person to go once we lose again. #AllHailQueenNaOnka

But seriously, Stephen sucks at socializing and I can't hold up a conversation with him to save my life. Him and Brett are the 2 I haven't spoken to as much as the rest of the tribe so that has to change immediately!

Brenda still makes me nervous because of the way she talks to me. She's kinda short, but whatevz. I'm in an alliance with her so hopefully that's good enough to be in her good graces.

Pete is still awesome. I love him in a heterosexual way. I don't think anyone suspects us to be as close as we are, so that's good. As I've said before, Pete is a social guy so I'm gonna use his socialness to better my position in the game because I'm lazy and don't wanna use my own social game lulz. But srsly, his connections with people might possibly save me from being booted and I love that. His connections with people might get me information that I could use to stay in this game and whatnot so yay for that.

WOO.

[Jeff Probst]

homosexual way

[malcolm]

I kick Jeff out of my DR